Hello warriors. My name is General Cornwallis. I am currently not in your clan, but I have an enemy spy in the clan. His name is Bryce The Great. Now, I have witnessed this for myself, so I know he is telling the truth.
The purpose of this post is to point out all that is wrong with Ohio warriors. Now, as we all know, there are too many problems to mention here, but I will highlight multiple.
First off, my counterpart Francis Marion is a poor leader. This has been confirmed by a fellow exile, and also by the fact that he spends all his time hiding in a swamp. He claims to be American, but he rules the clan with an iron fist. Joseph Stalin would approve. He spends too much time on this game. It is confirmed by several specialists that addiction is unhealthy. Francis, one only needs to look at HISTORY to see that dictators usually do not succeed, and all their policies are removed when they are disposed.
Second, the other coleaders in the clan are just as bad. They are brainwashed minions of Francis, and follow his every move.
Third, the elders and members of this clan are brainwashed sheeple of the leadership. Folks, it's time to develop INDEPENDENT THINKING and stand up to this madness.
Fourth, this clan has too many stupid policies. NOBODY CARES IF YOU HAVE A WAR CRY WAR CRIES GOT CUSTER KILLED. In fact, studies show that war cries lower your chance of victory (Francis Marion).
Fifth, the war calling strategy is stupid. Why call your equal number on a website when you can just Attack it? Several clan members have complained to me about this(Bryce).
And Finally, ladies and gents, the main problem in this clan: PATI
PATI is the worst war attacker I've seen since Custer. She has maxed out troops, but manages a flimsy 40% 1 star every time, even on TH9's. She also is addicted, and poisons the minds of every clan member she talks to. Clash isn't a lifestyle, Pati, it's a game. Also, PATI LIKES GEMS MORE THAN BLACKBEARD. Maybe that's the reason she's GARBAGE. She needs to opt herself out of every war and act as the war funder, not anything else. She must have more money than Marie Antoinette.
Now don't get me wrong, I am concerned for the welfare of the clan. As the philosopher Bryce The Great once said, " Pati will choke like Amilia Earhart. Francis will lead us into the Bay of Pigs. The coleaders will crumble like the White House in 1812. The members will dissolve like Chiang Kai-Shek and the Nationalists. Then, out of the ashes, like a Phoenix, I shall rise and raise the Bryce Empire!!!" Now, we all know Bryce The Great is not in any shape to lead a clan, so reforms must be made like Glasnot. If not, BTG might lead a Kristallnacht against the clan. The spies are already in place for this to happen. He has half the clan secretely on his side. An invisible Iron Curtain has fallen across the clan, but is not yet realized.
Sincerely, Lord Cornwallis
(Ps: Ohio Warriors is the trashiest clan of all time)
(Pss: The U.S. might have won the war, but even the great Roman Empire fell eventually)
The purpose of this post is to point out all that is wrong with Ohio warriors. Now, as we all know, there are too many problems to mention here, but I will highlight multiple.
First off, my counterpart Francis Marion is a poor leader. This has been confirmed by a fellow exile, and also by the fact that he spends all his time hiding in a swamp. He claims to be American, but he rules the clan with an iron fist. Joseph Stalin would approve. He spends too much time on this game. It is confirmed by several specialists that addiction is unhealthy. Francis, one only needs to look at HISTORY to see that dictators usually do not succeed, and all their policies are removed when they are disposed.
Second, the other coleaders in the clan are just as bad. They are brainwashed minions of Francis, and follow his every move.
Third, the elders and members of this clan are brainwashed sheeple of the leadership. Folks, it's time to develop INDEPENDENT THINKING and stand up to this madness.
Fourth, this clan has too many stupid policies. NOBODY CARES IF YOU HAVE A WAR CRY WAR CRIES GOT CUSTER KILLED. In fact, studies show that war cries lower your chance of victory (Francis Marion).
Fifth, the war calling strategy is stupid. Why call your equal number on a website when you can just Attack it? Several clan members have complained to me about this(Bryce).
And Finally, ladies and gents, the main problem in this clan: PATI
PATI is the worst war attacker I've seen since Custer. She has maxed out troops, but manages a flimsy 40% 1 star every time, even on TH9's. She also is addicted, and poisons the minds of every clan member she talks to. Clash isn't a lifestyle, Pati, it's a game. Also, PATI LIKES GEMS MORE THAN BLACKBEARD. Maybe that's the reason she's GARBAGE. She needs to opt herself out of every war and act as the war funder, not anything else. She must have more money than Marie Antoinette.
Now don't get me wrong, I am concerned for the welfare of the clan. As the philosopher Bryce The Great once said, " Pati will choke like Amilia Earhart. Francis will lead us into the Bay of Pigs. The coleaders will crumble like the White House in 1812. The members will dissolve like Chiang Kai-Shek and the Nationalists. Then, out of the ashes, like a Phoenix, I shall rise and raise the Bryce Empire!!!" Now, we all know Bryce The Great is not in any shape to lead a clan, so reforms must be made like Glasnot. If not, BTG might lead a Kristallnacht against the clan. The spies are already in place for this to happen. He has half the clan secretely on his side. An invisible Iron Curtain has fallen across the clan, but is not yet realized.
Sincerely, Lord Cornwallis
(Ps: Ohio Warriors is the trashiest clan of all time)
(Pss: The U.S. might have won the war, but even the great Roman Empire fell eventually)